Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair,

and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without the burglar suing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights; I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; and I’m A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

(Printed in The London Times)

Guess who has swine flu??!?? I do! On one of the worst possible times for me to get sick! MEH!

Me 'n Yami? We're sick-buddies. It's pretty cool.

Btw, I've been on [link] and it's pretty good and getting all the songs you like. And for those who enjoy knowing the weather but don't like the boringness, and also don't mind excessive language, there's [link]

They're pretty cool.

Peace out healthy people. I don't like you right now.

It is OVER 9000!!!!1one!five!

*points to page views* I thought that was cool. I mean, it's not every day that I get to be apart of a meme of some kind. I wasn't paying attention for the past like... bazillion weeks and then I come back and it's like WHOA.

That is all. Go away.

Ah... I like doing long journals, but this may be short cause I'm very tired right now. I just went through like 1200 deviations cause of my horrible horrible hiatus.

I shall comment on... prolly nothing, because I'm trying to catch up. I shall resume commenting later. I shall reply and all that also later. But that comes later.

Also, I feel like I need to excuse myself, because I am also like, 3 weeks or something like that late for the prom contest. I mean, it finished up, but we still need to do the whole prizes and all that thing. And I so was looking forward to the prizes and all that.

See, what happened was, that I was really jazzed about it two days before, you all saw that, cause I was all... doing everything I was putting off. But then, one day before the contest's deadline, BAM! I was dumped.

I did have a boyfriend, don't be surprised with me, and the thing was that I actually did love him dearly. We were cool and everything, still friends, but I was just so incredibly heart-broken that I shoved all my personal responsibilities and things I wanted to do because I just went into such a phase of depression.

Which sucks even worse because that's exactly something that Bella would do.

And damn, do I hate Bella. *snarl*

Well then, school ended like some days later, and then I got over it. But I still refused to do anything. I guess I was feeling sorry for myself? Anyway.

Then, a week passed and my birthday popped up. Yay for all of you who remembered I love you guys<3333 but then a friend of mine brought up some harsh memories of the break-up and then told me something nasty about it that... well, depressed me again.

And then I went back into the whole I'm depressed and sad and I want to be loved by someone, my ex if I can help it thing.

Gawd, so bella-esque, innit? Dammit.

So then my cousins came over from Illinois and I think they helped cheer me up, cause I feel happy enough to come on here again. Yay<3

Sooooo, that's my excuse in a nutshell. Now that I've told you, I feel a huge weight off my shoulders. Cause I felt bad the whole time about ditching you guys last second. Complete withdrawal. You mad at me?

I guess I deserve it, being very Bella, and all that. Dammit, I hate Bella. I hate her so hard.

I shall be back in action very soon. I have a brand-spanking new laptop that's better then my hunk-of-junk compy to kick butt in :3

I'll get around to doing everything I wanted to do on here soon, I promise :3

Jeeeez, I hate to get caught in these, but it was SO COOL. I enjoyed the reminiscing. Plus there's homework I'm trying to avoid.

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You remember watching
x-Kenan and Kel - (They were so crazy! Miss them :'<
x-Doug -
x-Ren & Stimpy -
x-Pinky and the Brain (NARF)
x-Rockos modern Life - (That was a good show... I miss it :<
x-Animaniacs -
x-Gargoyles - (I remember watching it... and not getting it )
x-Hey Arnold -
x-Out of the Box - (Dear god that was a weird show.)
x-Bear in the Big Blue House - (Wow...)

x-You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" - (DUDE.)
x-You just cant resist finishing this . . ."In west Philadelphia born and raised..." - (:3)

You remember:
x-Step by Step
x-Family Matters
x-Dinosaurs
x-Boy Meets World
x-Full House - (Ew... never got into it.)
X-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (;w; Good times...)
X-You remember reading Goosebumps - (They were DAMN creepy)

When everything was settled by:
x-rock paper scissors - (I still do that!)
x-miss mary mack - (Oooooh, Miss Mary Mack! Ohhh!)
x-When kick ball was something you did everyday (HO SHIT YES. I WAS AWFUL, BUT IT WAS STILL AWESOME.)
x-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. -

x-You remember Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis (Had one game: Sonic)
x-You remember The Original Game Boy - (That's when I first got into pokemon!)
X-You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. (Good times...)

You remember watching:
X -The Magic School Bus - (YES!)
X-Wishbone -
x-Reading Rainbow -
x-Ghostwriter -

x-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool - (Yoyos are still cool )
X-You remember those Where’s Waldo books. (I FOUND WALDO)
x-You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gushers - (OMG GUSHERS)

You remember watching:
x-Batman the Animated Series
X -Aladdin ~
X -Ninja Turtles -
X-Ghost Busters - (Totally)
X-You remember Ring Pops (I had so many... I got sick.)
X-If you remember when everything was "da BOMB!" (x3)

X-You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
X-Making those little paper fortune cookie things,
and then predicting your life with them (Haven't seen one in years!)

x-You played and/or collected Pogs
x-You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano
and brought it everywhere u went -

You watched the original cartoons of
X -Rugrats (Yeaaaah!)
X -Wild Thornberrys - (Where did it go? :'<
X -power Rangers - (Ew. I wasn't a fan.)

x-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

You collected
X-Beanie Babies.
x-Pokemon cards -
x-Carebears -
x-Silver dollars, which were cool to have -

x-Everyone watched the WB

x-When everybody knew all the pokemon by heart. (Still do! Right up to the 4th generation!)
x-When digimon was still on.

x-If you even know what an original walkman is...

x-you know the Macarena by heart -

X-"Talk to the hand"

x-You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace and it was still sanitary.(;w

x-Before the MySpace frenzy .
x-Before the Internet & text messaging.
x-Before Sidekicks & iPods

x-Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

x-Back before X box period

x-Before Spongebob.

x-When light up sneakers were cool. (THEY'RE STILL COOL >()
x-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs (I remember when we got our first DVD. We stared at the menu for hours cause we didn't know what the hell to do xD)

x-When gas was $0.95 a gallon.

x-When we recorded stuff on VCR

x-You had slap bracelets! (FADS ARE COOL.)
x-You Actually played outside until it was dark! (BEST TIMES EVER)

x-Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear... (What a depressing thought.)
x-Post this if you smiled at least more than 5 times. . (So many good memories x33)
x-And if you remember at least half the stuff on here.... (A lot, anyway o3o)

Re-post with the year you were born- 1992!

totally smacked me with this one on her journal. But it's so cute So I shall.

+Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.


--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.


If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"

Where in the world do these things come from? Also: College is harder then I thought it would be. Not that I am in college. I mean, getting into college. Stuff like that.